Twitter is taking over my life!!

I am going to be honest. I dont even want to blog anymore because I am becoming obsessed with Twitter! It is the new fad and has really hooked me. Anyways, if you want to follow me on there...

@themuhmeshow

5 Things Not To Do On St Patty's Day

Holy Taco put together a solid list of things NOT to do on St. Patty's day. Now, tomorrow being the great day of Irish drunkenness will be the first time I actually get to celebrate it the right way. Every other St Patty's day I have been stuck working, in class or had other things going on...

Ok, These Damn Things are Getting Too Damn Small

I love my iPod... in fact I have an older shuffle and the new touch... the thing is great... however this new damn shuffle that they just announced is insane. Do we really need the damn thing to be this small? What is the number one attribute of small items.... THEY GET LOST EASY! Look at this damn thing, people want MP3 players to listen to music... not to become the worlds smallest gadget. Apple, which is usually on top of everything, dropped the ball on this... Completely ridiculous...

Here is an idea for Apple, PUT A DAMN FM RADIO IN YOUR PLAYERS!!! The touch I own is perfect.... BESIDES THE FACT IT LACKS A DAMN RADIO!!!

Ok, enough on that... back to my Dollys Pizza...

Fresh Prince of the Blog

Everyone... take some time to check this blog out if you like the NBA. It's my buddy Jake and he might love the NBA more than everyone not named Jason Muhme and Rick Kamla.

So, Fight Club isnt real?

I cant even really comment on this. Pure insanity. Enjoy reading through that.

Breaking News: March Madness Expands to 4,096 teams

Lets jump in the steam room! HAHA, another quality video from the guys over at The Onion. I love the cut away to the guys playing ball...then he chucks up an air ball. Kudos.

JUNE MADNESS!!!!!!!

GONZAGA!!! All the way... or wait?!?

Jason Whitlock is something else... The guy has been everywhere and is a complete mess... If you're not sure who he is, check out his Wiki. Well... as much as I love his blast on MSU in his article... he is pimping Gonzaga to win the whole tournament!! Yeah, that Gonzaga team that got slapped like a clown by true freshman Tyreke Evans and the Memphis Tigers... Best part of his keyboard comedy is the fact that he came back touting that Gonzaga's last 7 wins have been great... Yet he didnt even name the scrubs they beat!

Whitlock, there was a point where I liked your work. Now you are a running joke. Congrats.

Best Commercial on TV right now

I must say I have to give credit to my Dad on this one... He told me about it then I saw it with him last weekend and we were dying... This thing will put anyone in a good mood!!

Golfer and Apprentice Star Natalie Gulbis is Fantastic!!

...and if you're not sure who she is... Check it out... I hear she actually is a pretty good golfer!?

Kobe Punks Ron Artest

"It wasn't much of a battle . . . I kicked his . . . ," ... That was Kobe after the game last night... I guess it wasnt a good idea for Mr. Artest to pop off at the mouth? Kobe had 6 points going into the half and he ended the game with 37.

Kobe may not have the numbers that Lebron and DWade have... but the guy is the best player in the league... and it really isnt close. He is the best player down the stretch in the league... best shooter of the other guys mentioned in the same category and the best defender. Kobe is an assassin and should get his fourth ring this year....

Michigan v Iowa Big Ten Tourney Glog while working

running events of my day while working and trying to watch Michigan Basketball clinch their tourney bid.

2:45 - Pedi is killing early... and this damn ringer on my phone is driving me up a damn wall... I hate everyone already... Michigan up early

2:48 - Michigan up 14 - 7... and all from Pedi (Deshawn Sims) kid is playing great... work is driving me nutty.... Dealing with sports fans calling into a station is the last thing from being enjoyable.

2:52 - I hate Gavin Edwards. He works with me and has that Meltdown blog that is over in my links page...

2:55 - Ok... it is clear that Pedi is playing the game of his life... This kid cant miss... Michigan up 21-9 with 10 and a half to go in the first

3:04 - Brent Musburger just called Pedi "perfect"... Mike and Terry are yelling at eachother about the Tigers and I just had some idiot call in and say "Tell Valenti Michigan is in and I hate Michigan State" lol Michigan up ten with 6 and a half to go in the first

3:07 - Former walk-on David Merritt just canned a three... now I know he plays his ass off... but it is embarrassing that Michigan still has two former walk-ons that get a ton of run for them (CJ Lee is the other) Michigan still hammering Iowa... 30-17 with 5 to go in the first.

3:10 - LOL, our station is running these Dane Cook commercials... Friday June 12th at the Palace... Hmmm... I wonder how much of his material will be stolen?

3:13 - Valenti is pimping this game as being over... yelling "Stroke" on the air and really it is a bit too early.... and Gavin enters the studio... here we go...

3:19 - Michigan up 21... LMAO

3:25 - Manny on pace for a triple double... he is great.

3:39 - Second half about to start... Erin Andrews is a disaster... you should do some reading up on her and Mets 3rd Baseman David Wright, lol

3:43 - Just about halfway done with my shift... I cannot wait to dominate the pasta I brought in... Also, these peanut butter pretzels that my mom got me for my birthday... damn things are like crack. **sidenote** I wish people would stop using the term "bucket list"

3:49 - So I just got a text from one of my buddies... hilarious... "I think were gonna try out a new power hour mix cd at our place tonight if ur interested" My friends are great....

3:55 - this has turned into a complete ass kicking... and I have turned my attention toward work

4:04 - 61-35 michigan with about 7 left... this is over.

Colbert in Space?!

Write in vote for Colbert! Why not?! Colbert is always trying to do something sweet that I wish I could pull off! I was actually just talking about what I would do if I won the Mega Millions the other day... One of the things I would want would be Gatorade to name a flavor after me... Of course the idea is stemmed from Colbert getting a Ben and Jerry's flavor.

But how amazing would it be to have your name up there on the space station?!? Nevertheless, I am going to do my part and try to get him some extra votes... So just write in the name "Colbert" right here... and hopefully he will win this damn thing!!

10 Athletes You Do Not Want To Be

How about the #1 pick in this years NFL draft... you know the guy that will have to play for the worst franchise in sports?

Look, I know it would be amazing to be a professional athlete... but becoming a punch-line doesnt seem like it would be much fun either. Why dont they just name the LOLns the "Detroit Punch-Lines"? They could use a completely new logo, color scheme and maybe do something with that stupid ass song they play at the games!!

$500,000 Half Court Shot Prank. This is Priceless!!

This is one of the best pranks I have seen in a long time... It says it is 6 minutes, but watch it because you will find yourself laughing through the whole thing. I would love to pull this on some of the people I know.

Borat of the NBA

I saw this video on my buddies blog... and I was dying laughing. If you like Borat or funny European players in the NBA... you will love this video! Check it out

Futher Proof Bill Simmons is Great

This guy is hilarious. If you listen to his podcasts, you know that he hates the Clippers for their ineptitude... Which makes him buying a sponsorship on Clipper Coach Mike Dunleavy's Basketball Reference page is classic!! Simply fantastic.

News Bloopers Are Excellent

Take a look at this top 10 list of news bloopers

Facebook Cost an Eagles Stadium Ops Worker HIs Job

Eagles being the Iggles again... So they drop their heart and soul of the defense, Brian Dawkins... Piss their entire fanbase off and now it is coming out that they fired a guy for a Facebook status update...

From that article... you can see that the guy used the term "retarded" which makes his comments much more insulting... however, we still are in America and companies need to understand when you cut someone that has been a staple in your organization... not everyone will be happy.

The Onion News

For those of you that are not familiar with "The Onion"... You need to spend a second and give it a look. The site is hilarious and the stuff they come up with is classic. Check out this video that I just came across...

So, Hillary Clinton Really Made an Ass Out of Herself

I bet that Hillary Clinton really wants to "reset" her gaff that happened recently... Furthermore, how in the hell does something like that happen?! Taking a second to really think of the situation, you cant blame Hillary for the incident. However, the idiots that are around here that had the responsibility to get that right need to be fired... immediately. Look, I am all for people making asses out of themselves.... most of the time it is great. Yet, when it really makes our country look like an ass... it makes me shake my head.

Honestly, the last thing we need for our country are more "memorable moments" like this...

STROKE!!!

Stroke is a word that every has stole from me... Yet, people always ask me W.T.F. it means .... this would be it...

This Just Never Gets Old

Shaq has always dogged people... on and off the court... It is one of the reasons he is so damn sweet. One of the reasons the league is going to take a big hit in my book when he leaves is because he is one of the only guys in the damn league that will tell it like it is!!! Which brings me to his out right assassination of Stan Van Gundy the other night...

How many athletes do we have that will actually give us something like this other than just sugar coating some BS they dont even believe? Shaq is going to be greatly missed when he leaves the association. ESPN the Mag did a great piece on his rivalries...take a look, its a great way to burn some time with great NBA stuff...

Looking for a Cheap iPod??

iPod shuffle for cheap... Check it out...

Michigan & Michigan State Really Get Along

Well, in case you didnt know... Michigan and Michigan State really do not like eachother... I found this quite humorous from Jim Carty...The best part about this is the meltdown from Ben Sylvester... LMFAO, well done!!

Fellas... Trust me on this since I have worked in the media for a while now... Save your "I am so pissed off I am going to M.F. _____ up and down in a sweet ass email and show them how I really feel"... 9 times out of 10 you will end up getting mocked and laughed at... Along with your email getting passed around so people can enjoy how worked up you got over what someone said in an article, on TV, or on the radio.

Gotta Love Heckling the President!!

Miles Rawles, you my friend are hilarious and one of my favorite people of the week. Granted, last week I had no idea who the hell you were... but now, I know you heckle the hell out of everyone... and I think that is great. Yes, even the president!

So... It Really Sucks to Get Traded for Baseball Bats

Last year this minor league baseball player got traded for a bunch of baseball bats... Pretty flattering. However, this story took a crazy twist... Really, when you think about this whole story... I mean really sit down and think about this story... No matter how bad your day at work is... if your boss yells at you non-stop, your friends have meltdowns daily, or you have to deal with the idiocy of society every damn day... Life really isnt that bad.... Just think of the guy that got traded for 10 baseball bats....

OMG!!! McDonalds is out of Nuggets!!!!

Lets just make this real short and sweet... if you call 911 because McDonalds is out of McNuggets... you need to start at Kindergarden and just try to make it through life again... I dont care how old you are... or where you're at in your career. Just chalk your first try at life up as a loss and start over again with Kindergarden. Thank you.

Even as a Spartan... Izzo is Great!

Izzo is a riot to watch on the sideline... Plus he is one hell of a coach... Regardless of some MSU fans think he has struggled the past few years... Well, Izzo said that if his Spartans won the Big Ten title he would shave his head...

I cannot imagine what this dude is going to look like... but it is going to be hilarious!!!

My Favorite #1

There is no doubt the Piston fans still miss you, Chauncey! The finals MVP in his first trip back to the Palace since he was traded was a good one for Piston fans... Chauncey played his ass off... and the Pistons still won... It was great to see him back in the building... Personally, my greatest memories of the Pistons involve him and sitting in the stands with my dad or my buddies either watching a title being raised, an idiot run into the stands, or a miracle shot come true... Either way I will always cheer for THE SIIIIIX THREEEEE CHAUNC-EEEEEEEY!!!!

Porn or Your Apt?

Apparently porn is more important to some than their apartment!! First, I find the idiot that stuffed his cat in a bong... now this character!! I love the tag line on the story... "The man had been drinking" Really?! Once I read the headline, I assumed the idiot had been drinking! Sometimes I really think stuff in my life isnt going right... Then I find stories like this that make me want to wake up tomorrow morning and see what other idiotic things my fellow man is doing that can make me feel good about myself. Godspeed my friends...Godspeed...

Inside the Mind of a "Frat Guy"

Excellent material from Holy Taco today!! This is a classic.

LeBron James Gasses Varejeo

Here is a video of Lebron showing that he is human after all... and I am glad he did this to Andy (Varejeo) because he is one of the most disliked idiots in the NBA. Take a look... Lebron laughing afterwords is priceless. 

I Have an Idea! Lets Stuff A Cat in a Bong!!

From what "WTF went wrong with this guys life" files... (or he is a former employee of my current boss?)

Anyways, this idiot stuffed his cat in his homemade bong... $400 ticket for that... I have no clue what would drive someone to do such a thing, however it was done. Best part about this story is the fact the cop stated that the "...cat was just dazed." How in the hell can you tell if a cat is dazed or not? Is that something they teach you in the academy... "Boy, this cat is dazed off its ass" I mean really... Anyways, I had to get this story up here because it is too funny to pass up...