Saturday, February 28, 2009
ESPN's Bill Simmons Raw & Unedited
So Adam Carolla got canned from his radio gig recently and has resorted to doing podcasts... Here is his podcast with ESPN's Bill Simmons. Note, this isnt the tame Simmons that you know from his personal ESPN podcasts... this is truly for mature audiences only.
When Doesnt Blake Griffin Look Like An Idiot
Blake, I dont like you. Best of luck in your professional career. However, you are a Grade A nutbag.
BaROCK Star
This guy gets better and better. Here is he sitting front row for the Bulls vs Wizards game last night. What a guy... front row seats drinking a beer like a normal human would at a game. Everyone might not agree with his polices or what he is trying to do with our country. However, he is the first president in my lifetime that I have seen drinking a beer and playing basketball more than once... and I can relate to that... Kudos Barack!
Must See T.V. Monday pt1
He is one of the best and most entertaining people on TV. He says what he wants, he does what he feels and he is a riot to watch. Furthermore, he has the worst golf swing on this planet. His golf swing makes a car accident attractive....
Well, he now has a reality show... about his horrid swing!! I cannot wait to see this on Monday! This show is going to blow up like Obama's campaign did and is a must watch for everyone.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Holy S$%T... Look Who I Found Blogging!!!!
One of the biggest disasters in College Football History... actually... he was a great college football player... however, he might be in the top 3 of personal disasters when it comes to completely ruining a great opportunity...Now has a blog!!!
Talk about a complete and utter mess...but how in the hell do you even take this? If something seems too good to be true... it usually is (just like the naked Megan Fox pics that surfaced the other day) however, I am not sure how to see if this really is real or not. I am just going to assume this is the best news of the day and it is really Clarrett's blog!
Jimmy Kimmel Late Night Gaff
Kimmel is hilarious and I am starting to make time to watch him more and more... the best part about his show is that most of his clips are on youtube and really easy to find. Which brings me to this little gaff that I found and started laughing my ass off while stuck here in this nightmare of a job... For anyone that has ever done anything live...either on the radio or TV... you cannot even imagine how embarrassing this would be.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
VIDEO: If Chad Johnson Played Ping-Pong
The best part about this video is the fact that Chad Johnson will actually try this dance the next time he scores a TD!! Add the fact that this is just a funny ass video of some idiot dancing like a clown after a winning point and ping-pong and it makes it one of the best youtubes I have seen in a while...
I Will Never Drink Makers Mark Again!!!
Are sales in Columbus that bad that they needed to resort to this to push product off their shelves? They should just rename this "Buckeye's Mark" or Tressell juice because it sure seems like they're trying to alienate the entire Michigan fan base.
Honestly, I prefer Jack... so my boycott doesnt really mean much anyways.
aTm (Texas A&M) 2009 BCS Champs!!!
Its 1939 all over again!!!! Texas A&M will win College Football's National Title!!
...or this dumbass on youtube thinks they will and is making a video about it and getting dogged by every fanbase in the country. Nothing is better than people like this guy and others (Kige Ramsey) making these sweet ass videos about how their team is going to win a title is some sport or how they're the next Mel Kiper/Sportscenter Icon.
...or this dumbass on youtube thinks they will and is making a video about it and getting dogged by every fanbase in the country. Nothing is better than people like this guy and others (Kige Ramsey) making these sweet ass videos about how their team is going to win a title is some sport or how they're the next Mel Kiper/Sportscenter Icon.
This guy is great and he seems to have pissed off a ton of Texas fans... which I have no problem with... but this just cracks me up... take a look...
Another Sheed Meltdown... Plus RIP speaking up...
If this doesnt sum up the Pistons season... I dont know what does. I missed the game and honestly, I forgot they were even on tonight... However, getting home and checking to see if the Wings beat the Sharks and I see another damn Pistons loss!!
This season is a complete mess and there isnt a reason for anyone to go out and see these guys at the Palace any more. Sheed's little meltdown sparked a run for the Hornets which caused Detroit to drop their 8th straight... (first time they have dropped 8 in a row since the '95-95 season)
This team is in a complete tailspin... They do not have a leader, they do not have any young talent, and they do not have a damn coach worth a damn.
To top it all off the locker room is about to implode... publicly. Rip is axing the whole "coming off the bench" idea now that they are losing every damn game. Honestly, Rip and McDyess are the only guys on that team right now that are showing any sign of life. Stuckey has turned a "nice" little stretch of good games earlier in the year into a fluke with his piss-poor play. It is good however that he has went from someone that looks like they could be a nice corner piece of a solid team to one of the most overrated players in the league.
Dont expect this to stop either... Next three games are; @ Orlando, @ Boston and then a homecoming for Chauncey and the Nuggets back at the Palace. I completely expect Chauncey and Melo to pop this Pistons and cap this streak at 11 straight losses.
This team is a complete joke, tank the rest of the year and pray for a lucky ping pong ball...
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
How To Get Banned on Xbox Live: Be a Lesbian
What in the hell is the matter with the idiots that are working at Xbox Live! First off, this poor girl gets harassed to all hell about having "lesbian" in her profile. Now, I have been a member of the Xbox Live community for a while now... the behavior from some of these people is out of control.
Yet, it appears that the crew at Xbox Live are trying to trump out idiotic their users are. This chick should get a few free months for even putting that in her profile! I will be awaiting to see the follow up to this article.
High School Comeback of the Year!?
Even after seeing this video a few times and reading about this story... I still am not sure if this is legit!! I cant even imagine what sort of rockstar this kid thinks he is... but what a thing to do...
Yet, the biggest part of this story is the meltdown that the other team had. How incredibly bad do you have to be to allow this to happen. These guys are like the Detroit Lions of High School basketball... complete embarrassment.
Free One Day Pass to Sams Club
Personally, I love Costco and whenever I can afford to go there... I go. However, if a Sams Club is closer to where you are...take this free pass that I found online and stock up...
Eliminate Your Weakness
Mike Barwis is a legend when it comes strength and conditioning coaches in D1 athletics... Rarely do you really get a glimpse of what he does with his student athletes... I managed to find a video of him with a group of recruits that were on a visit at Michigan... Here is a little taste of what Mike Barwis brings to the University of Michigan Football program.
JG trying to push up hard lol
Here Is Why Shaq Is a B.A.M.F.
Shaq is amazing and he needs to be celebrated way more than he is... that is plain and simple!! Also, those "guys with the white masks on that G commercial" Ya, those guys.... were with Shaq at the All Star game this year... For those of you who either havent seen Shaq being sweet at the All Star game or for those of you that have no clue who the Jabawalkeaz (I dont care if I spelled it wrong, that might be the hardest word I have ever tried to spell in my life) are... check this out
Props to Czabe, because he is sweet....oh and watch the volume on this... few minor cuss words going on in that video
I Love College
Sometimes, you can just tell when you know a song is going to explode and be really popular. Well, with most colleges hitting spring break right around this time... it is fitting that this new "College" song is hitting the airwaves....
Personally, my friends and I thoroughly enjoyed blasting this all weekend.... Here it is...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
The Czabe
I love this guy... his blog is great and his show is even better... He has a youtube cast that he does regularly that is worth checking out for sure...
Here he is talking about the #1 H.S. basketball player in the country, John Wall.
List: Top Athletes In Movies
SI.com's fanation has a blog about Top Cinematic Performances by Athletes and I personally think it is complete crap.
The article does a run down of the top 5 and frankly had me laughing the whole time. Before I throw in my biggest two snubs that she left out... Let me just hit on a few that she missed.
The article does a run down of the top 5 and frankly had me laughing the whole time. Before I throw in my biggest two snubs that she left out... Let me just hit on a few that she missed.
- Cam Neely in Dumb and Dumber
- Lawrence Taylor in Any Given Sunday
- Dan Marino in Ace Ventura
- Michael Jordan in Space Jam
All of which I think are much better than most of the posted list from the SI blog...However to leave out Shaq in Blue Chips is mind numbing!!!
I have no clue what to tell you about that video... other than that was the only one I could find before I threw in the towel on looking!!!
I Found What I Want For My Birthday!!
My birthday is coming up pretty soon and I have finally found what I want from all of you people... It appears that the Navy has some top secret vessels that need a new home! This would be perfect for me...
This thing is absolutely amazing!! On a more serious note, I wonder where I could dock this thing? Better yet, how about how the neighbors would feel with this thing sitting in your yard! All around this seems like an amazing idea and it would be welcomed with open arms if anyone wants to get this for me!!!
Lebron James To Change His Number?!
Lebron "I want to be like Kobe Bryant" James is talking about switching his number from 23 to 6... I think this is asinine but I would bet just about everything I have that the NBA would love this move.
Lebron says that his Olympic number is so close to his heart, but the midget marketing guru, David Stern, would love the fact that he can have the NBA's second son change his number to boast jersey sales...
Yes, I hate Lebron and Ohio.
Difference Between 1GB Today and 1GB 20 Years Ago
This is a great visual on how technology has changed over the past 20 years... Hell, I have 4GB in my camera and 8GB in my cell phone... Look at the damn size of that thing!!!
Monday, February 23, 2009
March Madness is coming up!!
Obviously March Madness is fantastic and simply amazing. However, it is always a complete pain in the ass when you are either stuck in class, at work or something else that handcuffs you from watching the first few games....
To top it all off usually the best stuff happens on those first two days. Well, CBS has been doing this the last couple years and I am still shocked that everyone doesnt know about it. As a matter of fact, I was watching games last year on my laptop while sitting in class! The only thing that could make this better was if they could get it working on my Blackberry!!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Another Bite in Boxing?!
I love boxing... a lot. Honestly, nothing is better for me than a big boxing fight. However, recently with the Margarito ban and now this... Boxing just cannot get out of its own way! It is really a shame because my friends and I really have a great time getting together and watching a big fight. I hope boxing can get its collective head screwed on.
Reason Behind The Name: John McClane's Hangover
Trying to come up with a great name for a blog is damn near impossible... However, I had one that I really liked "40 oz. Dash"... Yet, a buddy of mine and I were going to do together a few years ago... (he started it so I cant just take it over)
So I was thinking about great things... and great times... and great people... John McClane and Die Hard was pretty much the only thing that kept popping into my head. I love talking about Die Hard and how John McClane is the biggest bad ass in movie history. The best part about McClane is that he saves everyone with a killer hangover. Thus, John McClane's hangover...
BAM! Saturday at Work During a Blizzard!
Besides the fact that there is a blizzard going on here in Metro-Detroit... bunch of stuff I want to hit on...
First off... Let me say that it is a "good story" and lately in sports there have not been too many of these to go around. However, I will say that growing up lettering in everything from football to track...this would NOT have happened in my high school.
I grew up in a little area (Lapeer County) and played in the S.T.A. playing against teams nearly twice the size as us. We HATED all the teams that we played and they hated us. Bottom line in all this is that the Coach made the mistake of not putting all his players in the scorebook... and that is the reason I wouldnt feel bad at all toeing the line and knocking down two free throws.
So let me get this straight... this idiot can bench more than two of the top tackles in the NFL draft? I am not sure what angle to take on this... basically the lineman need to start hitting the rack a little harder or the kids at USC need to lay off the juice!
To be quite honest with you... I am a little shocked we do not see this a lot more...then again kickers usually do not need to run the 40 or hit the bench at the NFL combine. All these guys have to do is kick and lift!! All the kickers should be running sub 4.8 40's and hitting 225 (what the guys at the combine rep) at least 10-15 times.
If I worked at a bar I would be all for this. However, as a frequent visitor of bars, I would rather our state Government get this to pass!! I still cannot believe that I have to put up with cigarette smoke when I go out... I would rather fend off stray bullets...wait... what is the difference?
Anyways, we talked about this today at work on one of the shows and a few cops called in saying that there would be more problems and more issues to deal with. Personally, I like going back to my place after and saving money if we continue to drink after hours....
Slumdog Millionaire should win running away. However, to be honest... I dont care if it doesnt (however, here is a reported leaked list of the winners) . These awards are so overrated and pimp these idiotic movies all the time. Die Hard (obviously the greatest movie of all time) never won best picture! That just proves that the people voting on this are clueless. I will not be watching the Oscars at all... as a matter of fact I will be waiting for HBO's new show to come on... with the Oscars as an afterthought.
The best rivalry in the NBA happens to be on later this evening (9pm EST on NBATV.) I am so sick and tired of Chris Paul. His crying and bitching during the games, the fans of the league pimping this guy being the best player since Jordan and everything in between. Deron Williams has won more than Paul has and head to head he wins virtually every time. Deron and the Jazz have taken out the Celtics and Lakers over the past few games and are one of the hottest teams in the league.
Utah will win tonight... they will get healthier (Deron finally 100% and Boozer coming back w/in the next week) and Deron will lead them further in the playoffs than Paul and the Hornets. Paul... just keep the tears for the locker room tonight after Deron crosses you up like Iverson putting Jordan down.
Vince the Shamwow guy is back! This guy is something else... I thought I had seen the last of him...but I guess not. This video came across my way this morning... Simply stunning that someone would even run ad. However, everyone seems to love it.
On a side note, I would really like this thing! I mean it does seem like it would be easy to clean up and it does have a nice purpose. I hate cutting stuff up!!
I love Conan and he is the only late night show that I really watch. I cannot wait for him to start his new shift. Jay Leno was a terrible lead in for Conan... I really expect Conan to really blow up and become even more mainstream over the next year.
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