2012-13 Draft Review
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| I am losing 2-7 to guys that didnt set their lineup. I want to bang this purdue band chick. |
Ladies and fucking gents... and Newman. I would like to introduce the Rookies... Brent and Nick (Wags and Nick, if you are wondering why I said "..and Newman." to kick this off, its because nobody actually knows this character, and quite frankley a lot of us feel he doesnt exist. See, Skov invited two guys into the league last year... Lets think of them as "affiliates". One guys name was
Smoke Weed and Pop Ambien and the other was
Kick Rocks and Suck Jocks (Newman) or something like that... We call them the "affiliates" because they feed Skov's team. So the Herion kid got booted and that is the spot you have... the other one is the King. The King is the guy that has failed to set his lineup more than I've got laid moving to South Carolina. So welcome to the league. You wont be good your first year, you will not make the playoffs. Your goal should be beating the other pair that we will not allow to have their own team.
Wilton and Eric having their own team... it makes me feel the same way this does... teamwork! After this strong first week showing and missing your lineups (Get a fucking LIFE guys! Set that shit!) You are almost busting Lob City! Lob City owner, Kevin Rink is not happy about this...
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| Guess this location: Grandma's or Dorm Room? Notice the light and chair |
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Everyone, that is Nick on the right... he is tired. Hedges is on the left... Trying to staple Jolly's nuts to the bar table. They just found out they are going to the Pizza Pizza bowl. They play at halftime of the Michigan / Ohio State game. 11-1!
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Early prop bets (Sponsored by Bovada.lv):
(I took these just based off where I think the teams are going to finish after look at the results this week, the owner. This is before I gave the draft a good look)
- Lakers (Jolly) 7:2 *down*
- Thunder (Hedges) 14:1 *even*
- Spurs (Muhme) 14:1 *down*
- Clippers (Rink) 14:1 *even*
- Celtics (Scotty) 18:1 *up*
- Nets (Skov) 35:1 *up*
- Grizz (Jon K) 40:1 *up*
- Sixers (Rooks) 40:1 *even*
- Rockets (King) 66:1 *down*
- Suns (WilTmr) 200:1 *even*
- Bobcats (Hoj) 500:1 *up*
Like I said previously, after looking at the first week and taking into account the owners and how they make moves through the season... this is where I think they sit right now. Next to the names you see I have "up, down, or even" This is where I feel you will end up at the end of the season... For example.... I am cancerous... I am the Buffalo Bills of fantasy and I always seem to lose to a member of the Hedges family in the finals. The only thing that is helping my self esteem with this is the fact that I am taller than father and son (his dad beat me in baseball, skov did you make the playoffs?) and I have been Hedges whipping boy in football in the regular season and finals... Using the term whipping boy is used lightly... you notice how there is one owner left out of that list up there... Its because Jolly has treated Timmer like a Jew from the Nazi era in football and baseball...
He didnt talk to any of us after he got knocked out of baseball. The best part about it was that we got it on video. The Timmer and Jolly rivalry is sorta like Ike and Tina Turner... we are all rooting for Tina but she just keeps going back to get her ass beat... So, that is why I left him out, plus I think everyone is cheering for the lil brother to get some shine... Not hedges you idiots... Eric. Think him and his P fit good in as the Suns... Hoj, I love ya, you know this... but damn man... few bad breaks early and you never trade... Real quick, I think the value is with Jon and Skov... everyone knows I will choke. Jolly is a second round knock out... Guy reminds me of the stereotypical Spartan fan... They knock off a decent team and they pass out on the couch that is burning in the street when it really matters...
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| Muhme, Hedges, Eric, and Timmer not having a life |
Shout out to the rookie Brent and really, what makes this league different than any other league that we are all in... This is the most serious league you will ever be in... I dont think any of us really give a shit about the payout... it is about all of us knowing that it takes a lot to actually win this league... and for the "Get a life you guys" comment... Made me laugh my fucking ass off, because the guy who probably has more of a life than any of us, spends more time on this shit than most of us... So drop the ego right now, because Brent, I havent ever signed into PS3 and seen your shit say anything under 2 hours since your last log on. We are all out of college (
Jon, you finish that rock building class yet?) we all want to win this... Now... On to the draft...
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| You ready gay boys!!!! |
| 1 | Creeps | Durant, Kevin SF OKC | |
| 2 | The King | James, LeBron SF MIA | 7 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Howard, Dwight C LAL | 1 min 20 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Westbrook, Russell PG OKC | 51 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Love, Kevin PF MIN | 18 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Paul, Chris PG LAC | 42 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Smith, Josh PF ATL | 13 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Williams, Deron PG BKN | 12 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Irving, Kyrie PG CLE | 3 min 0 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Cousins, DeMarcus C SAC | 30 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Griffin, Blake PF LAC | 1 min 51 sec |
| 12 | Lob City | Rondo, Rajon PG BOS | 2 min 11 sec |
- Overall:
- First thing that pops out when you look at that:.... ill wait.... look up at it again... Why in the fuck did Blake go in the first round, Skov take so long to draft his boo, the reaction that Eric and his partner had after they ended up with Boogie in the first round, LOL.
- Best Pick:
- Hard to say now... since Harden got delt... have to go with Hoj... We all fell into place after Hedges... actually, what the fuck were Jon and Eric doing? The last regimen that was drafted to fight in Vietnam would have been able to construct two better first rounders than those two. However, I do like the consistency from WilTmr... always shitty. Eric, why isnt this guy your co-owner, and dont say anything that has to do with credibility in hoops because Wilton makes Hitler look like a great Pro-Life advocate.
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| I didnt just do what I did... Did I? |
| Round 2 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Monroe, Greg C DET | 38 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Jefferson, Al C UTA | 1 min 3 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Bynum, Andrew C PHI | 1 min 15 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Wade, Dwyane SG MIA | 35 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Bryant, Kobe SG LAL | 20 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Ibaka, Serge PF OKC | 2 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Anthony, Carmelo SF NY | 1 min 20 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Aldridge, LaMarcus PF POR | 15 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Gasol, Pau PF LAL | 1 min 8 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Gasol, Marc C MEM | 56 sec |
| 11 | The King | Harden, James SG HOU | 8 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Lawson, Ty PG DEN | 51 sec |
- Overall
- Son of a fucking bitch... this is where I knew I was going to be all week... It was either trade back and go Deron and Wade or stay put and go Smoov and Ibaka... at least I didnt homer it up at pick 1 of this round... WOW Kevin. Hall pass with another steller effort... You drafting a basketball team to play would be like Eminem picking Stan to rap for him... with that said, the worst pick in the round was the first pick in the round.
- Best Pick
- This is hard-en to pick. Dont you love when you are in a league with a guy that falls into a good player and he cant set his lineup... For those of you that know Skov... Do you think that Grimaldi's allowed him to mix drinks AND make pizza while drafting Marc Gasol?
| Round 3 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Nash, Steve PG LAL | 1 min 18 sec |
| 2 | The King | Jennings, Brandon PG MIL | 13 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Ellis, Monta SG MIL | 1 min 30 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Millsap, Paul PF UTA | 5 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Horford, Al C ATL | 60 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Hibbert, Roy C IND | 1 min 27 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Iguodala, Andre SF DEN | 5 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Gortat, Marcin C PHO | 55 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Davis, Anthony C NO | 12 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Wall, John PG WAS | 1 min 25 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Dragic, Goran PG PHO | 1 min 5 sec |
| 12 | Lob City | Holiday, Jrue PG PHI | 60 sec |
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| Hoj just drafted Steve Nash... in this condition. |
- Overall
- Steve Nash. Yup. He went first. Did anyone have a doubt that Scott was going to pick Millsap or Timmer was taking Gortat? Thank god Skov to Monta... Timmer had his chapstick hard as a rock to pair him and Steph again (This guy)
this is the part of the draft where I realize this league has been around for years and years and years and this is the first time I am drafting sober... I am second guessing myself and I am confused...Imagine being in the room where the first conversation was started about having the first circumcision... imagine what your face would look like then... that was how I was looking at this round confused lost and thinking passing on the 'brow was smart.
- Best Pick
- Anthony Davis... Glad I passed on him. Gotta admit as a homer, I love the Jrue pick. Kevin, you won this battle! Lets give some props to the Rookies for pairing CP3 with Melo and Hibbert... ummmm, its not a points league. Nick, let brent take over and make some moves, because you guys have 2 really good pieces and one solid piece... nothing matches... You have a lot of opportunity early... wait and minute wait a minute... get a fucking life... set your lineup and figure it out...
| Round 4 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Conley, Mike PG MEM | 1 min 18 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Curry, Stephen PG GS | 33 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Lee, David PF GS | 1 min 17 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Noah, Joakim C CHI | 11 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Lowry, Kyle PG TOR | 42 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Gay, Rudy SF MEM | 10 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Parker, Tony PG SA | 8 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Knight, Brandon PG DET | 23 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Bosh, Chris PF MIA | 1 min 19 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Johnson, Joe SG BKN | 1 min 6 sec |
| 11 | The King | Pierce, Paul SF BOS | 1 min 10 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Stoudemire, Amar'e PF NY | 1 min 3 sec |
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| Are you fucking serious, fellas? |
- Overall
- So you want to sell me on David Lee is better than Rudy Gay, Noah, Lowry, Bosh, JJ, jesus what the fuck kind of auto draft program did you guys buy? I know, I know... Eric was jerking off to his '01 JV highlight tape and during the cut off reels he saw David Lee tape and decided it was a good idea to auto load him #5 in his auto draft... he is shocked that he only missed out on 1 player from his top 5 so far. Meanwhile, one of the best owners (and I will bet he will finish in the playoffs) Jon drafted Curry, Dragic, Jefferson, and Griffin... Now, watching mocks (YOU GUYS HAVE NO LIFE, JESUS) could you tell who was 1,2,3, or 4 there? I dont know if thats a good thing or not?
- Best Pick
- Rudy Gay, after the first week of watching the league, he separates himself more than 80% of the league game to game... health is his main issue... Love Noah... for the 25 games he plays... then Griffin (your dog, not Blake) will be more valuable... Love Lowry, give him a solid 35 games before Remy is more valuable. Something tells me that bosh pick is going to end up being the best of the round... But Scott is from Cali, so fuck his terrorist ass. brrrrraaap!
| Round 5 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Nowitzki, Dirk PF DAL | 39 sec |
| 2 | The King | Lopez, Brook C BKN | 1 min 20 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Boozer, Carlos PF CHI | 1 min 22 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Evans, Tyreke PG SAC | 24 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | George, Paul SG IND | 20 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Calderon, Jose PG TOR | 1 min 13 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Lillard, Damian PG POR | 12 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Faried, Kenneth PF DEN | 1 min 18 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Ilyasova, Ersan PF MIL | 37 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Felton, Raymond PG NY | 9 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Gordon, Eric SG NO | 1 min 11 sec |
| 12 | Lob City | Humphries, Kris PF BKN | 2 min 5 sec |
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| I am a rookie and I drafted a canadian. |
I love Brent and Nick as people... however the fact that they are in this league for the first year means that Hedges and Skov have a leg up on all of us... they both have feeder teams. Brent and Nick will not make a move without Scotts approval, just like Newman aside from the nachos and sixer of busch light from kev, wont make a move without skov... This *shots fired* post is a message to 1-Hedges. to not let that happen. 2- Brent to take control of the team because i know you are a good owner and 3- nick, have confidence in a move you make. this is your team, NOT scotts. **this will get revisited**
- Best Pick
- Are you kidding me that Eric Gordon slid to this pick? GTFO... I just noticed this! I think this round has a few of the best picks so far and a few of the shittiest. Calderon, Dirk, Gordon, Boozer or Paul George, Lillard, Faried, or Ersan... just the rich getting richer... Stunned Skov didnt take Lillard there... when I took Lillard in 12 seconds, if someone would have said that the Calderon pick was a fuck up, I would have quit... mid draft... You guys had your opportunity to get rid of me... again... for...the...3rd time? Yet the anonymous poll has 7 owners saying they want this article...Ill take that percentage... its rough in these GVegas streets.
| Round 6 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Garnett, Kevin C BOS | 26 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Bargnani, Andrea C TOR | 37 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Turner, Evan SG PHI | 8 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Batum, Nicolas SF POR | 20 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Thompson, Klay SG GS | 38 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Anderson, Ryan PF NO | 8 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Duncan, Tim PF SA | 1 min 6 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Randolph, Zach PF MEM | 8 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Gallinari, Danilo SF DEN | 10 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Deng, Luol SF CHI | 1 min 4 sec |
| 11 | The King | Beasley, Michael PF PHO | 16 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Wallace, Gerald SF BKN | 53 sec |
we are going to pick up the pace here to just overall thoughts
- Why the fuck does Eric have a hard on for Evan Turner? He didnt peak till a senior at OSU and you didnt peak till a senior at IC so you like him? Could be worse Eric, You could lose to scott every time you hit the golf course and me every time you hit the bowling ally
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| "JAY! YA DICK! STOP TALKING SHIT! |
| Round 7 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Kidd-Gilchrist, Michael SF CHA | 1 min 7 sec |
| 2 | The King | Granger, Danny SF IND | 47 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Lin, Jeremy PG HOU | 46 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | McGee, JaVale C DEN | 25 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Walker, Kemba SG CHA | 42 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Scola, Luis PF PHO | 1 min 24 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Pekovic, Nikola C MIN | 3 min 44 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Hayward, Gordon SF UTA | 1 min 12 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Williams, Mo PG UTA | 18 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Rose, Derrick PG CHI | 48 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Mayo, O.J. SG DAL | 10 sec |
| 12 | Lob City | West, David PF IND | 1 min 17 sec |
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| YUP, I JUST DRAFTED JAVEEL MCGEE |
- So, rumor has it that the rookies didnt even know what position that DRose played when they drafted him... Guys just get a life and set your lineup, You have two phones better than 90% of this league that allows you to set your lineup on the go. we all use rotoworld.com/nba there...Oh wait... that is the rookies that have been here for a few years that still suck. I apologize... Nick and brent are better after 5 games than Tom Kelly and Wilton.... I hate to pile on but drafting MGK over Pek, Lin and Mayo is silly... Chris, you hit on Rubio last year... not happening again! (psst, trade me drummond)
| Round 8 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Young, Thaddeus SF PHI | 1 min 52 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Thomas, Isaiah PG SAC | 3 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Collison, Darren PG DAL | 1 min 5 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Williams, Lou SG ATL | 50 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Varejao, Anderson C CLE | 60 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Thornton, Marcus PG SAC | 27 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Nene, C WAS | 26 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Ginobili, Manu SG SA | 57 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Miller, Andre PG DEN | 1 min 27 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Teague, Jeff PG ATL | 12 sec |
| 11 | The King | Williams, Derrick PF MIN | 3 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Martin, Kevin SG OKC | 1 min 19 sec |
- No wonder Scott picked Andre Miller... He was partying with his fat brother the day before!! The odds that Kev or I ended up with Thad were 5:4 at the start of the draft... BTW, I wish I could have saw Hedges face when the worst team ever took Collison before his pick! I must say this is the one round that I think the strong teams took best on the board and Jolly took another injury risk. Your team is littered with guys that are as healthy as Dr. Kevorkian in jail!
| Round 9 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Bogut, Andrew C GS | 1 min 18 sec |
| 2 | The King | Jordan, DeAndre C LAC | 5 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Chandler, Tyson C NY | 26 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Terry, Jason SG BOS | 9 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Matthews, Wesley SG POR | 51 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Kaman, Chris C DAL | 16 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Stuckey, Rodney PG DET | 23 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Valanciunas, Jonas C TOR | 56 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Rubio, Ricky PG MIN | 7 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Kirilenko, Andrei SF MIN | 5 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Davis, Glen C ORL | 12 sec |
| 12 | Lob City* | Hickson, J.J. PF POR | 1 min 32 sec |
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| Muhme in Ceder Village 4/5/2005. NC vs MSU in the F4 back in the day, said fuck the tear gas... Ill beat it. see that i95 on the belt |
- Honestly, I felt better in that pick than chris did when he realized he drafted Bogut from 12 not 07. Jon and Kev rippin the league apart in this league... Big Baby and Hickson... Kev drafting Hickson... reminds me of when Kev and I hung out... Jolly you will get a kick out of this because we ran into your brother here... Check the video.. this is kev and I downtown Cleveland when they beat the Pistons... (this video is private but I think if I share it you will see it, let me know if you cannot see it guys... its a good one) PS. timmer, trade me someone for stuckey you dick.
| Round 10 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Afflalo, Arron SG ORL | 2 min 25 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Henderson, Gerald SG CHA | 15 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Parsons, Chandler SF HOU | 1 min 4 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Mullens, Byron C CHA | 1 min 26 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Beal, Bradley SG WAS | 18 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Leonard, Kawhi SF SA | 5 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | DeRozan, DeMar SG TOR | 42 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Favors, Derrick PF UTA | 59 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Allen, Ray SG MIA | 33 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Asik, Omer PF HOU | 1 min 41 sec |
| 11 | The King | Nelson, Jameer PG ORL | 7 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Roy, Brandon SG MIN | 36 sec |
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Chris once sent me this on FB with the heading "you wanna see what Kev looks like on a Krawczyk steroid supplement plan?"
*its a joke guys* |
- Thats odd... Hedges drafts a fucking communist Buckeye. Hoj, Skov and I win this round... Ill be honest, I dont care what he does or how good he is, I still dont know who the fuck Chandler Parsons is... Like the Afflalo pick... Scotty proving that he is smarter than all of us playing it safe taking ray there... looking great this far... I wanted Asik, just thought he would slip one more round... Hoj taking the good story! I love Roy... at round 14... where you worried someone would take him? Derrick Favors and Bradley Beal just went?!
| Round 11 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Drummond, Andre C DET | 3 sec |
| 2 | The King | Thompson, Tristan C CLE | 1 min 4 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Sessions, Ramon PG CHA | 1 min 7 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies* | Wright, Dorell SF PHI | 1 min 31 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Smith, J.R. SG NY | 34 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Dalembert, Samuel C MIL | 11 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Harris, Devin PG ATL | 25 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Hill, George PG IND | 49 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Vucevic, Nikola C ORL | 49 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Hinrich, Kirk PG CHI | 1 min 25 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Brand, Elton PF DAL | 52 sec |
| 12 | Lob City | Biyombo, Bismack PF CHA | 1 min 16 sec |
| Round 12 |
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| Jon met this guy down in Florida... Hell of a model American and drafted him with the 11th pick in the 11th round. |
- Did anyone feel good about their pick here?
| Round 12 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Fields, Landry SG TOR | 12 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Billups, Chauncey PG LAC | 32 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Ariza, Trevor SF WAS | 59 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Ridnour, Luke PG MIN | 9 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Gee, Alonzo SF CLE | 1 min 10 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Vasquez, Greivis PG NO | 6 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Waiters, Dion SG CLE | 49 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Green, Jeff PF BOS | 18 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies* | Butler, Caron SF LAC | 0 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Chalmers, Mario PG MIA | 1 min 9 sec |
| 11 | The King | Brooks, MarShon SG BKN | 10 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Okafor, Emeka C WAS | 1 min 16 sec |
- I thought for sure Rink was going to steal my boy here, love that Vasquez fell to me! Kev, why the fuck did you draft Fields? You passed on Ridnour, Greivis, ... so you just passed on Grevis... I would love to give Hedges a hand here... **psst nick, draft waiters, I dont want Skov, jolly, or Muhme to get him before me** Guys, can I have dibs on the next group of guppies in the league? Sweeting doesnt take Butler if he lives back in Michigan... I blame the smog for that BS pic. See, this where not having a life like myself pays dividends... If I were at Gramildis (the best place in SB to get pizza... check FB folks... I swear I am going to get bombed there 'like that is an accomplishment' soon) making pizzas, I would have picked Mario Chalmers... however, I took a beaner, because I like the place called monterrey by my place where they make a great taco loco like Imlay city Nachos.
| Round 13 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Dudley, Jared SG PHO | 1 min 3 sec |
| 2 | The King | Rivers, Austin SG NO | 23 sec |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Barnes, Harrison SF GS | 39 sec |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Jack, Jarrett PG GS | 17 sec |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Crawford, Jordan SG WAS | 3 sec |
| 6 | Rookies | Hawes, Spencer C PHI | 2 min 54 sec |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Gibson, Taj PF CHI | 35 sec |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Robinson, Thomas PF SAC | 1 min 5 sec |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Crawford, Jamal SG LAC | 58 sec |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Odom, Lamar PF LAC | 2 min 23 sec |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Turkoglu, Hedo SF ORL | 38 sec |
| 12 | Lob City* | Rush, Brandon SF GS | 1 min 31 sec |
- Only good pick here was Brandon Rush's ACL... *at least Lattimore laughed at that*
| Round 14 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Lob City | Barea, Jose Juan PG MIN | 2 min 14 sec |
| 2 | CAVEMAN!!!! | Chandler, Wilson SG DEN | 1 min 20 sec |
| 3 | Hall Pass! | Bass, Brandon PF BOS | 22 sec |
| 4 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Lopez, Robin C NO | 52 sec |
| 5 | T-SQUAD4 | Prince, Tayshaun SF DET | 59 sec |
| 6 | On My Iblocka! | Green, Gerald SG IND | 17 sec |
| 7 | Rookies | Korver, Kyle SG ATL | 5 sec |
| 8 | Angry Dragon | Sullinger, Jared PF BOS | 11 sec |
| 9 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Augustin, D.J. PG IND | 7 sec |
| 10 | Three Championship Drive | Harrington, Al PF ORL | 9 sec |
| 11 | The King | Bayless, Jerryd PG MEM | 41 sec |
| 12 | Creeps | Hamilton, Richard SG CHI | 23 sec |
- "I love Tayshaun ladies" *see what I did there* -- Chris and Kevin killed this round... all the rest are drops...
| ound 15 |
| Pick | Team | Player | Elapsed Time |
| 1 | Creeps | Kidd, Jason PG NY | 4 sec(11 min 53 sec) |
| 2 | The King | Zeller, Tyler C CLE | 6 sec(6 min 40 sec) |
| 3 | Three Championship Drive | Jamison, Antawn PF LAL | 33 sec(14 min 0 sec) |
| 4 | Hollywood Hillbillies | Blatche, Andray C BKN | 19 sec(8 min 45 sec) |
| 5 | Angry Dragon | Marion, Shawn SF DAL | 4 sec(7 min 3 sec) |
| 6 | Rookies | Koufos, Kosta C DEN | 5 sec(12 min 48 sec) |
| 7 | On My Iblocka! | Ayon, Gustavo PF ORL | 1 min 4 sec(7 min 56 sec) |
| 8 | T-SQUAD4 | Kanter, Enes C UTA | 20 sec(11 min 54 sec) |
| 9 | THE GREEN MACHINE | Allen, Tony SG MEM | 40 sec(11 min 4 sec) |
| 10 | Hall Pass! | Robinson, Nate SG CHI | 1 min 11 sec(14 min 6 sec) |
| 11 | CAVEMAN!!!! | White, Royce PF HOU | 22 sec(10 min 44 sec) |
| 12 | Lob City | Jerebko, Jonas SF DET | 1 min 9 sec(21 min 6 sec) |
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| Notice how the stadium is empty... No, MSU fans, that wasnt before kickoff vs Nebraska |
To end this... I am on a solid 2-11p M-F schedule for the rest of the year... So the majority of my messages with be between 12-12:30p or 11-5am
